Breastpacito

The act of playing with a woman’s breasts while listening to Luis Fonzi’s Despacito.

Man, I went fucking Breastpacito on that hoe!

🚡

The least used emoji on Twitter.

Jerry: Hey John did you see that 🚡 is falling behind on Twitter?
John: Hey Jerry get a fucking life

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commit toaster fork

A method of committing suicide by sticking a fork into an electric toaster, sending an immense shock through the body and renders the commitant braindead.

Dude: -kills person on roblox-
Person: go commit toaster fork you hacker

Push Pop

It’s a fucking piece of candy jesus christ

Trey: heyo want a push pop
Nick: yes I would like a push pop. the candy, not a fist up my ass.

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meatus deletus

When your man is cheating so you cut off his dick

My man banged Jennifer so I committed meatus deletus.

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💎⛏

mine diamonds

Jeff: what’s your favorite song
Jim: 💎⛏
Jeff: okay how the fuck did you say that using your mouth

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rectal cavity

anal cavity

Jimmy got a dildo stuck in his rectal cavity and couldn’t get it back out.

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