Party

1) What teenagers do when someone’s parents go out of town.

2) Whatever you did before you passed out at that stranger’s house.

3) Paying for drugs and/or sex or else going to a place that offers opportunities for drugs and/or sex but not necessarily enjoying yourself.

1) Jerkweed is having a party this weekend. Let’s steal his parents’ liquor and trash his house.

2) I swear officer, the last thing I remember, I was at this party.

3) let’s party for rill and go somewhere you can snort cocaine off of my penis