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misses every entry at orchestra
man that 6th 2nd violin is such a tej
Aarav Sekhar spent his childhood at the prestigious Mogwarts Academy in Ohio, graduating with a Sigma's degree in Looksmaxxing. At the age of just 3, he came 1st in the Ohio Jelqmaxxing Competition and 2nd in the World Annual Edging Championships, earning him the respect of many sigmas with his level 10 gyatt. After graduating, he dedicated 5 years to rizzing up Livvy Dunne, thus becoming an esteemed member of the Omega Club, earning his fanum tax and participating in TikTok rizz parties among such legends as Baby Gronk, Duke Dennis and Kai Cenat. An all-round sigma skibidi lone wolf who has become the role model of many young aspiring betas in Ohio.
Person 1 (sussy imposter, has never hit the griddy, suspected beta male): My skibidi sigma in Ohio, I'm such an Aarav Sekhar.
Person 2 (watches kai cenat and skibidi toilet every day, has a sigma male grindset, secret member of the Omega Club): Urm, what da sigma???? Have you edged every hour of your life since you were born?? Have you mogged Livvy Dunne with your alpha rizz? Did you do a doctorate in looksmaxxing?? I didn't think so, beta male. As an Omega male, I command you to goon your glizzy and engage in mewmaxxing while grimace shaking to Freddy Fazbear for 5 years in repentance. Pay your fanum tax every skibidi day to the Omega Club, and you may yet receive a level 5 gyatt.