GNP

Guacamole Nigga Penis. That’s it nothing special.

Your friend: Hey man have you seen the dog lately?
You: Yea he’s over there licking the GNP.
Your friend: Damn, I wish he licked my GNP.

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Penis Inspection Day

A random day in your elementary school where your principal calls you to his office to inspect your penis. Usually calls you in with the squad. This is mandatory and if skipped will lead to expulsion.

Your friend: Hey man are you ready for Penis Inspection Day.
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.

Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!

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