Jimmy Page

noun: Born a true alchemist he is the only man in the world who can turn Led into gold AND platinum, multiplatinum and diamonds. If anyone else has this touch, they are known as a Jimmy Page junior, but to this day, even his eldest son, James Page III doesn't have the touch.

verb: To mix the perfect Plant with a big Bonham and just the right amount of JPJ (complex compound known as just pure jenius) and using his own skills and magical touch created the best group who played the best music and still bring the world joy.

noun: There are reports that Glenn Seaborg, (1951 Nobel Laureate in Chemistry) succeeded in transmuting a minute quantity of lead (possibly en route from bismuth, in 1980) into gold but he's No Jimmy Page!

verb: No matter what you say man, no other rock band can ever do a Jimmy Page. It's just not possible!

(Jimmy Page started the band by finding the right people, wrote (and co-wrote) most of the music, played on every song and produced all Led Zeppelin albums.

The gold albums for Led Zeppelin and more: 19 gold, 18 platinum, 14 multiplatinum, 5 diamond)

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