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Gandhi

Probably the coolest person to ever live. Homeboy believed in peace, justice, equal rights, and religion. He got shit done. People would hit him up asking him to get shit done for them. And he would take a beating if necessary. He got his ass kicked for the cause. And he kicked-ass for the cause as well.

Ignorant Loser: Who was Gandhi?

Smart Winner: One badass mother fucker.

Ignorant Loser: How so?

Smart Winner: Don't you have to go be a douche somewhere else?

Ignorant Loser: Don't be an asshole Tim.

Smart yet emotionally confused Winner: I'm sorry. I feel like lately i've been pushing away the people I love.

Ignorant yet sensitive and deep Loser: Tim, what would Gandhi do?

Smart yet morally resolved Winner: Thanks Burt. I will think on that one.

by frisbee1 September 19, 2012

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