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Beyond "Coyote Ugly", you must chew off your remaining arm, currently supporting her head, in order to leave her bedroom without waking her.
Won't be playing ping pong soon, had a snake date last night and I no longer have any arms.
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Donald Trump, POTUS, always Pouts!
POUTUS looks even more sour faced than Hannity this morning.
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When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.
7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.
The bar was filled with a sea of white shirts and blue suits, all IBMers.
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an organism living outside the laws of nature
We're ecto-ecological, so I'm a volunteer in the voluntary human extinction movement (vhemt.org).
Totally Capitulate and then Claim Victory
You'd think he'd be pissed no one voted for him, but, he's taking a Trump and celebrating.
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