Keyboard Hash

The pot, and detritus, (i.e. like crumbs of toast), that shakes out of a keyboard, and goes into a pipe.

I'm down to smokin' Keyboard Hash, it's toasty.

schmuckfresser

From Yiddish, schmuck (prick/penis) and fresser (glutton) one who noshes (snacks) on penis'.

That schmuckfresser owes me money...