Fuck Boy

A fuckboy in British terms is a Nike Air Max/Huarrache wearing, sleeve tattoo having, fake tan sprayed abomination. If herpes could shit and their shit could shit, it would be a fuckboy. They appear tough due to their muscular appearance (GAINS BLUD) but are generally sissy little poofs who don't want none. If a fuckboy was a Halloween option, the costume would include; a basketball jersey, a SnapBack, a vulnerable drunk girl, a Nandos platter which uses the chicken on it to spell out "Cheeky", it is highly recommended that you burn the costume after use.

Girl: Who's that guy with the sleeve tattoo, the bad banter and the huarraches?
Guy: Oh, him? Stay away from him, he's a fuck boy

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