PILF

Priest I’d like to fuck

“Boy, loving a priest is like nailing jello to a tree, but isn’t he a PILF!”

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Agnoscopal

When you’re not sure if you’re agnostic or Episcopalian, so you decide to go with both.

I heard Jim isn’t really an Episcopalian, he’s just an agnostic in disguise. An agnoscopal.