Slyfuck

Any type of unknown sex at the time, related to, physical or verbally.

My wife slyfucked me, she gave me surprise sex. Wow, I got fucked and didn't even see it coming!

Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .

I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.