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Two joints stoned is when you quite stoned but theres definitely room for more weed
Man 1: you look stoned
Man 2: ye man but im only two joints stoned
Man1 : well skin the fuck up man
I dont leave the house until im two joints stoned.
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when you lie on your arm until it goes numb and then masturbate so it feels like your being wanked off by someone else
that bird is so fit i am going to ghost arm to her when i get home.
i am sick of not having a girlfriend my arms gone blue from so much ghost arming.
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When a female has performed so much fellatio that power and impact from the ejaculation has caused her to form jowls
No way i bet she sucks allot of dick check out the jizz jowls on her
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When a females vagina has taken so much penis that when having sexual intercourse your penis dosent touch the sides
I finaly banged that girl last night i was gutted to find she had a fanny like a wizzards sleave it was like throwing a sausage down a tunnel
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