chicken fuck

To fuck a feathered bird in its rectum

Hey, Chicken Fucker! Get over here and suck my cock.

Shut the fuck up, chicken fucker.

you fuck chickens

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granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

ninjavidual

A person who remains very unique as his or her own individual in a very secretive way.

Man, she's such a ninjavidual. Look at the way she silently deals with OCD.

WOW ! His mysterious nature gives him an aura of ninjaviduality !

Penn State

The most elite university in the United States.

Jimmy went to Penn State, he's so smart!

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phulaweenie

You're a whore, you constantly have a dick in you

that hoe is phulaweenie

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tomato watch

A warning broadcasted by local television alerting residents of a dangerous surge in tomato production. Not to be confused with tornado sauce.

Our Doppler radar has picked up some strong agricultural disturbances, so a tomato watch has been put into effect. Watch your step, as tomato juice stains wreak havoc on suede.

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Doing a Guiver

Based on the story of a young man of the same name who mistakingly cut off his own penis and his dog ate it.

I wish that guy who stole my girlfriend did a Guiver...

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