tomato watch

A warning broadcasted by local television alerting residents of a dangerous surge in tomato production. Not to be confused with tornado sauce.

Our Doppler radar has picked up some strong agricultural disturbances, so a tomato watch has been put into effect. Watch your step, as tomato juice stains wreak havoc on suede.

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Doing a Guiver

Based on the story of a young man of the same name who mistakingly cut off his own penis and his dog ate it.

I wish that guy who stole my girlfriend did a Guiver...

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E-cola

Either a computer virus that spreads via undercoded chicken data or a refreshing Internet cola beverage

My computer's got a bad case of E-cola
or
Would you mind sending me some of your E-cola ? Just send some via Email.

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num

As the creator of the "num", I will back Gropius.

Shall I num the area?

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dinglefuzz

N. the small hairs that protrude around a dingle, feeling fuzzy like that of a peach.

My brother was licking dingle fuzz all night long.

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Random

Someone who does something thats compleatly stupid or is a fuckwit

"Dude jono is such a random"

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Sophie

wow...never have i ever seen the most perfect girl until the day i saw her Those crystal eyes shocked the whole crowd she stood out from everyone. She is so caring she would die for you, she is beautiful on the inside and on the outside the only one who will listen to you help you care for you. You will never meet such a kind soul ever, all she does is care for the ones she loves, her heart is full of love she is the walking talking laughing definition of perfection. That laugh will make you smile for days.

hey sophie i love you
aw i love you more