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Noun. 1) A slang word for an extremely elderly black man's penis.
"That old motha fucka gotta be 102 with an ol' rusty cripple crank."
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Noun. 1) Small things for you. 2) Little items you claim to be your own.
"Meesomploss, motha fucka! Hands off my taco salad!"
Verb. 1) Find a girl named Carol. Date her. Do her.
"We went Caroling last night at Wal Mart, and ooh-wee did we have fun!
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Noun. 1) A black person with abnormally large lips, who can't stop licking them obsessively.
"Look at dat foo' Lippapu. Ima put his ass on ma' window if he don' stop lickin dem Deezchops."
Verb. 1) Taking a shit in your woman's vagina.
"Yo Steve, yesterday I gave Yolanda the chocolate chunky train. It took that bitch two days to clean out her cooch!"
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Verb. 1) A sexual act usually acted out in the darkest of fantasies. 2) An act consisting of several parts. a) During intercourse, the woman lays on the bottom. b) When the man reaches climax, the woman slips out between his legs and clambers onto his back. c) The woman grabs his nipples, twists, and plants a very large steaming log on his lower back while he cums on the sheets.
"I finally took your advice last night, Rachel. As soon as he was about to cum, I gave him a downright nasty Panoonoo!"
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