smashturbate

to smash yourself

when you wanna smash someone but you cant so you go home and smashturbate

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QFQN

Quit Fucking Crying Nigger

The second Q is used because QQ looks like eyes with tears.

P1: I hate being killed by grenades all the time.

P2: QFQN

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JFnC

J F-in C

Jesus F**kin Christ

person 1: i puked after 8 beers

person2: JFnC u amateur

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Stew

When a man sticks his dick and a woman and just kinda leaves it there. No thrusting or movement of any kind.

- "I thought Mormons couldn't have premarital sex."

- "They didn't.. They just kinda stewed. They said that was ok."

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