Closet

A trash can in your wall

"My mom told me to clean my room. So I opened my closet."

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Phone call

A chat through a device to make you seem less shitty.

"I had a phone call with my friend an hour ago, now I feel like a depressed self-loathing fuck."

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Yeehaw

A gift for your male friend that'll make them mad and tell you to get out, specifically a limited edition pattern horse dildo that had cost you $100+.

"GOD DAMN IT, YOU'RE SUCH A YEEHAW!"

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gay

yes

hello! how are you? person: gay

1👍 1👎

Micscrobe

The larger embodiment of a microscopic specimen

"I want my friend to see my micscrobe, so they don't need a microscope to see the blue-green alga."