Soggy Dog

This sexual maneuver is undertaken while having anal sex with a woman in the doggy style position, and then proceeding to pee in her butt prior to climax.

(Note: The biological feasibility of this act is still under investigation.)

That girl has a really hot ass. I’d love to Soggy Dog her.

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Back-Alley Uppercunt

This maneuver is similar to a standard uppercunt in which a woman receives an uppercut to her vagina. In this variation, however, two additional criteria must be satisfied:
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.

My girlfriend told me that she was pregnant and neither one of us had the money to pay for an abortion so I solved the problem with a back-alley uppercunt.

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Eggroll

The Eggroll is a process in which a Chinese person is tied up, placed in a sleeping bag, and subsequently rolled down a hill and/or mountain.
(Note: If an authentic Chinaman is unable to be found, a person of another race may be used in its place under the condition that said person is made to look Chinese. The person’s eyes must be held back in order to recreate the characteristic “slanty eye” appearance. Any adhesive may be used to accomplish this, but to achieve a more accurate Chinese likeness, packing tape is recommended due to its transparent nature.)

The Chinese food delivery man is 20 minutes late. If he doesn’t show up really soon, I’m going to Eggroll him.

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