vagina

a mans favorite meal

'wow this vagina tastes so good' he said

achoo

*sneezes*

“A-a-a...”

“Oh no...” i think in my head
“ACHOO” blurts felisha

“Bless you!”

HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

its just a HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

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OK BOOMER

Boomer is a generation (i think)

karen: i will call the manager if u dont give me ur pet rock NO-
me- OK BOOMER

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GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000

a blowjob.

"guess what I caught ___ doing?"
"What?"
"I saw ___ giving our gym teacher a GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000!"
"Oh wow."

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titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000

a sexual act in which you insert the whole titanic into your partner's pussy/ass

p1: "So, what did you do last night?"
p2: "I traveled to the atlantic ocean and stole the titanic! then i proceeded to shove it inside Miley's wuss!"
p1: "Oh wow. I'm very impressed. That was a whole titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000!"

spritecranberry.net

I AM WARNING YOU DONT GO ON THAT WEBSITE

ok boomer 😤🤪🤮💀

ewww spritecranberry.net is gross

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