shakopee

the worst city in minnesota. where all the fuckboys and whores live. h-town: where all the heroine is. the city only consisting of valley fair. the population in 2020 is 42,042.

the girls will sleep with their boyfriend’s best friend and the guys will gang bang their girlfriend’s friend group.
if you’re in shakopee get the fuck out asap. and if you live there... well, good luck charlie.

me: “hey, what school to you go to?”
jackson: “shakopee what about you?”
me: “ewwwww fuckboy!”

owen: “yo babe what’s your snap”
me: “uhh you go to shakopee no thanks whore.”

ryan: “yo wanna fuck?”
me: “nah u from shakopee u probably got std’s or sum”

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