slump mode

you initiate slump mode typically when you smoke indica or when you’re starting to come down from your high. you get hella tired and next thing you know it’s the next day and you wasted your high

friend 1: dude i’m on slump mode wake me up in 5 mins i’m gonna get a quick power nap in
friend 2: we all know you’re out ftd

high crush

you know that one person who in a normal situation isn’t attractive at all and you want nothing to do with them and then you smoke a dubee and suddenly they’re really attractive and you have a weird sexual desire for them? that’s your high crush

friend 1: bruh should i send nudes to tj?
friend 2: omg no you know you only like him when you’re high

friend 1: i guess you could say he’s my high crush

certo mode

when you’ve been smoking hellas and you have a drug test

dude my mom said she’s gonna drug test me time to initiate certo mode

buzz machine

this is referring to any nicotine device

hey man can you sauce me your buzz machine? i’m all out of juice

shmack

n: the juul device, the battery

v: the act of juuling

yo lemme shmack that real quick! rips for tits?
pass the shmack bro i’m fiening. on god bruh i won’t drain your pod

dude i just shmacked in my car for like 30 mins i think i’m nic sick

yeti mode

1: when you’re so high you start comparing your friends to weird ass shit

2: when you feel it’s necessary to stomp around with your arms out in a modified t-pose on the way to the fridge. this is when a lot of delayed laughs come in.

friend 1: dude why are you walking like that?

friend 2: dude i initiated full yeti mode

bro you look like a whole ass yeti OMM you’re on full yeti mode

snervecited

this is a combo of scared, nervous, and excited.

omg i’m going on a date with paul i’m so fucking snervecited i literally shit my pants