mcjob

the worst job with the best people. where people only spit in your food if you fuck with them or their girlfriend. where you can walk around a corner and see someone say "connie, don't make me smackabitch!" and all 3 of you laugh your asses off together. Where you can make gay jokes with a gay manager and have him laugh along with you.

I hate to love my mcjob, but i REALLY love to hate it.

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loyale

one of the toughest cars in the world, among the ranks of volvo and tercel. Able to take a severe beating and still run with a blown head gasket, fried piston rings, and destroyed transmission gears after being overheated a few too many times and throughly abused with a large forklift.

"dude, my loyale burns a quart of oil every 2 miles but it still runs like a champ"

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