Ferny

Well his name starts with a F and ends with a Y
He is the coolest mutha fucka u will ever meet
He is charming, funny, and smart at times
He is a beast in general and just makes everyone like him
He is nice and knows how to treat a girl
So in other words FERNY IS A FUCKIN BEAST

Bradley:Ferny, your a BEAST
Ferny:Fucking rite
Carlos:Does anyone have a dollar
Bradley:NO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE CARLOS!!!!
Ferny:Give us WEED

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Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH

Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man