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Marcus

The supreme of all fuckboys. Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes. Thinks he is a good kisser but usually kisses like a dog lapping up its water. Can't find the clitoris. Sprays so much axe cologne on his body that your lungs shrivel up and you end up looking like a whale that's been left out of water for too long. Thinks he can get any girl he wants. Thinks he is cute but is not. Looks like a grandpa without his false teeth. Has a small ass penis.

"I had my first kiss with Marcus and he was kissing me like he was trying to suck all of the life out of me"

by fuckboytyranny July 30, 2015

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