domination station

When the aveage toilet becomes destroyed by a foul or loose consistencied bowel movement, usually rendering the area worthy of evacuation.

Domination stations can be spotted at local beach restrooms or gas stations.

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Walrus

A treacherous species inhabiting southwest Florida's beaches. One of east Naples finest specimens. Can be seen roasting the glass cock before migrating to safer waters.

The Man...The Myth...The Walrus.

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chumpaholic

An addiction noted by user's inabiity to act in any manner other than cool. Victims display strong obsessive compulsive disorder behaviors usually consitent with those of the common player hater. If left utnreated, users render themselves isolated to outside world and usually become contemporary emo composers and major stockholders in paxil.

Aaaa....do you gus like pop wheelies and stuff? emo! emo! yea!

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disco jam

100% Colombia's finest

After ingesting a snapper of the disco jammer, Riccardo changed his last name to El Suave.

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hoggin

The competetive process of two or more members aiming to bore out the fattest chick among a town full of grazing cattle.

Challenger#1 -Dude- I slayed out that 200 pounder!
Challenger#2 -That's nothing, my boar was weighing all of 220 when I hog tied her and proceeded to give her the vaginal beatdown.

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Hat rack

Any sports fan that cannot be seen, at any times, without is favorite team's ball cap on. Predomionantly prevalent in baseball fans. Frequently seen blowing rent money at nearest watering hole or sports bar.

Its all fun and games until the hat rack loses the game.

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yam

A species originating from Yemen, in disguise as an Italian from New Jersey, commonly seen bottom feeding among local night clubs in southern Florida.

Steve - " Ey..but I'm italian...ey?"
Adam - " Bullshit your a fuckin yam from Yemen. Go charm someone else's snake dwarfed petey puffer

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