N-Gage

Exorbantly expensive paperweight.

Man I wish I had bought a pet rock instead of this N-Crap.

74👍 25👎

shrinkage

When the male penis get really small and shrinks in size because that dumbass is walkin in the freezing temperature, freezing his ass off. He should at least wear some layers if thats gonna happen everytime hes fuckin cold. No bitch wants to go near a fuckin penis thats had shrinkage!!!

Patrick should wear some damn pants if his penis is gonna get that small uz ain't nobody sleepin with that thing tonight!!

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this is spinal tap

Best movie ever made.

This is Spinal Tap = Best movie ever made.

25👍 12👎

dr dirty

John Valby a funny ass guy who makes parodys of songs such as xxx titanic and puff the magic tampon

i cant believe i have to be the first one to put in a def for the legendary Dr.Dirty

18👍 8👎

led zeppelin

A band that is so good that the world shall never see its likes again.

Zeppelin... Led Zeppelin.

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asswipe

Somebody that you look at like a peice of shit and you'd rather be wipin ur ass with them then to be lookin at them or even go anywhere near them so u call them an asswipe so they know that your ass respects them more then you ever would.

Barney is a fuckin asswipe that all the little shitheads want to use to wipe their dirty asses..

17👍 19👎

twat sniff

Any stank puss make my long john pause.

Alley that little dirty twat sniff.

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