no texmex

just like no homo, that prevents things from becoming gay. You can say no homo after saying or doing something gay and it isn't gay anymore, we all know that. But no texmex is kind of like no homo, except it prevents things from becoming mexican.

Me: I love burritos, but no texmex though, cuz that's that mexican shit.
Trump: we will build a wall no texmex

snazzledab

When you sneeze, dab, and cough all at the same time.
basically how you do it is when you are about to sneeze, dab and try to cough too.

Me: I gotta sneeze but I'm gonna snazzledab
Random Guy: fuck you
Me: *snazzledab*

NEOH

NEOH = Never Eat Out Hookers.

Anon: I always eat out hookers and they taste like honey
Your mom: NEOH

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King County Police Department

A corrupt police department in king county at Washington state. These guy's get mad at you if you carry a lighter, knife, gun, or spray paint. They can also get mad if you shoplift or fight anyone. It's common for people around here to do that though, and these dummies don't even notice most of the time.

* King County Police Department Pulls up to a Street*
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?