Boston

the best fuckin place there is, with 12 victory parades to prove it. no one calls it beantown, and we will send one of our preists to visit your kids if you do. rule of thumb, don’t go to dorchester. if your a spoiled college kid take your canada goose and get out. just because you go to harvard, doesn’t mean we respect you. if your one of the few that’s not irish, go to the north end. dunkin’ donuts cured our regions hunger. most people don’t have accents unless we are pissed. boston is a gift from god himself.

boston is the best fuckin place

get ur fuckin harvard ass outa here