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columbian moving van

A large trail of cocaine being snorted by a group.

We drove the columbian moving van last night.

by fuckingendme July 18, 2016


tlts;dr

Stands for "Too long to send, didn't read."

Meant to be for if someone sends you a message, you reply and then they don't reply for a few hours/days/weeks/months/years/decades and acts like it had been a minute. This shows your hate for what they have done and that you no longer care about the topic originally mentioned.

guy: Hey, what are you doing?
man: Nothing much, you?

2 days later

guy: Just playing some games.
man: tlts;dr

by fuckingendme January 17, 2016

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April 20th

1: The day where everyone smokes weed. 4/20.
2: Hitler's day of birth
3: The day of the columbine school massacre.

The pro of April 20th outweighs the cons.

by fuckingendme September 13, 2016

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columbian bj

When a male wets his dick, rubs nose candy all over it and the female begins giving him a blowjob.

Laura gave me a columbian BJ after we were both nearly passed out drunk.

by fuckingendme September 13, 2016


Urban Attention Whore

A person who puts their name on urban dictionary with tons of thing saying they are kind and beautiful.

PLPL is such an Urban Attention Whore!

by fuckingendme March 20, 2015

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blandequecoruscaphobia

Fear of butts.
It also partially means butt in latin.

non blandequecoruscaphobia: dat girl has a good ass
blandequecoruscaphobia: RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

by fuckingendme January 22, 2016

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▯

the thing that shows up instead of Unicode on an unsupported device

MRLENNY69: ▯▯▯▯▯▯
MobileBill: Aw, I can't see Unicode..

by fuckingendme July 18, 2016

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