Clownbert

A human who loves making alt accounts and cyber bullies people

Dude: Have you found Clownbert?
Dude 2: who’s that?
Dude: a fucking creep.

sdewqazxc

when you make a fucking circle around the S key

kid, supposed to do homework: types in sdewqazxc
parent: fuck, send him to goddamn therapy

Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?

Sticky Keys lets you use the SHIFT, CTRL, ALT, or Windows Logon keys by pressing one key at a time. The keyboard shortcut to turn on Sticky Keys is to press the SHIFT key 5 times.

Disable this keyboard shortcut in Ease of Access keyboard settings

bored human: lemme type the "Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?" keyboard prompt.
another human: fcuk

qwertyuiopazsxcdvfgbhnmjkl

You though you found it first, well, stay mad.

You: types qwertyuiopazsxcdvfgbhnmjkl
Classmate: the intense boredom I’ve seen

Community guildelines

something that Susan wojcicki will falsely do

I just got a community guildelines strike! *appeals
AI: DENIED YOU FUCKASS!1,1

Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up

When you become so bored you type in an example of mug definition examples in the ud store.

Idiot: hey, ima type Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up because im bored as fuck
Random person: oh fuck

Broomstick

A mentally handicapped human being who loves to rage about the Simplest things in the Transit Community.

random: OMG!!! BROOMSTICK RESPONDED TO MY COMMUNITY POST!!! YAY
broomstick: I can be racist when I want to