womb lard

The often creamy, white natural lubricant produced by a vagina during a fucking, finger blasting or general arousal.

a) 'oh shit bro, there's womb lard all over my shaft/hand/vase/t-shirt/shoe/table leg/Doberman'
b) 'it was womb lard for sure bro, I collected it and basted a turkey that same day'
c) 'fuck it was gross bro, womb lard everywhere; like a fucking butter massacre'

5 and drive

A British saying when you’re at the pub :

‘Haven’t you drank too much to drive us all home?’

‘Nah mate, it’s 5 and drive - remember?’

‘Oh yeah! My mistake’

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