Karma Film

This is when you do something bad or act selfishly without taking into account the amazing balance of the universe and forget that Karma is going to come and bite you in the arse. Your fast ass gets chomped badly by Karma as if you're in a film. Hence, Karma Film. Booya!

"Do you think you'll be friends with him again?" "No... He's got his Karma Film coming at him."

Calimocho

It's a Spanish drink: half cola, half red wine. It's good... But in slang it can mean half sober.

I was just feeling calimocho when they all decided to leave! One more glass and I would have been drunk!

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Shoulder-rings

A version of earrings made by your shoulders. This is when you are so wound up and uptight that your shoulders will not relax and fall to their natural level. So therefore you have shoulder earrings!

Are you gonna wear hoop earrings or your shoulder-rings tonight? You gots to chill.

Puyol

It's the name of the soccer player from Spain who headed a nice goal against Germany in the World Cup 2010 Finals. It can be used as a verb to mean giving it your ALL, to rally, to push hard. This Puyol goal was AMAZING and this should become a verb. His goal was the only one in the game and put Spain in the Finals!

I was so tired but puyoled myself together and puyoled a sprint at the end of the race.

OR

I was trying to defend myself but he was puyoling (hard). *here, hard is just a big underlining. It is almost redundant because to puyol is to push hard anyway!

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haletosis

The condition of having bad breath.

man, that guy's only good when his mouth is closed. He has major haletosis.

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Origamism

An orgasm induced by folding yourself or your partner into interesting origami shapes. This can be yogic but it's really origami. Imagine being twisted and folded and then climaxing. This could be a sequel to the 80s song "Turning Japanese". After he "turns Japanese" (=masturbates), he realizes he'd rather have an origamism and goes out to meet someone!

"How was your night with Eddie?" "OMG he was awesome!! He's really into folding me and making shapes. I had the best origamism ever!"

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Motamedi

A Persian last name. Derived from an arabic word meaning "the trusted one". The baddest muthaz on this planet have Motamedi as their last name. These people are usually very educated, funny, brilliant, and good looking. They also have many friends who insist on calling them by their last name. Guys who date Motamedi women want to take their GIRL's last name and have looked into how they could legally do that. Girls who date Motamedi men want to marry them just to get the name (and of course the amazingness that comes with it).

Wow! Did you just kick ass? You did! I swear you're a Motamedi. Let me see your ID.

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