St. Johnsbury VT

Sure, sometimes the view up here is alright. That is, if you can get past the smell of sewers everywhere you walk, the druggies literally skipping down the streets and singing to no one in particular. If they aren’t on crack or H, they’re probably a red-neck hick who sits on their ass all day smoking pot. They complain about how low the wages are, but the minimum is higher than most places in the US. They’re just pissed that they can’t get more off their welfare checks even after they say that they’re ‘incapable of working’ when I’m reality they’re just lazy pussies. In St. Johnsbury, the most fun you’ll find is hanging yourself under the bridge or shooting heroin into your ass.

It’s places like St. Johnsbury VT that remind me prison isn’t that bad.

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