girlfriend

An item one should rent and not buy.

Robert: Word, nigga. What you go and get a girlfriend foh? I likes ma money and gets me a blowjob for like $25. You went though all your green in one night!
Townsend: Meh.

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dungdoo cufa

1.) The area south of Johannesburg, S.Africa.
2.) The poochy area hanging over a fat woman's pussy.

1.) Let's move our trailer to Dungdoo Cufa, Sheila!
2.) Dat ho Shateefa got so much dungdoo cufa goin on, Ima haffa doggy her.

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well fuck me running

United Airlines marketing theme.

Dood, I took UA908 to Hong Kong and we landed nosewheel first allawhile that "well fuck me running" theme song was playin in ma haid. Meh.

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doot

A rude way of saying "shit".

Mang, you don't know doot!
That LL Kool J autograph aint worth doot, Homes!

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bust ass

A woman whose breast cleavage looks like someone's buttocks.

Damn, wigga! Your woman's gotta bust ass. You best keep her off the beach.

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dank buds

1.) sweet sweaty Philippina nipples
2.) small wads of toilet paper stuck to one's ass
3.) badd azz dope

1.) "Ima want to suck those dank buds a yours again, Conchita."
2.) "Feh. Ima lost ma bone when I saw Sue's dank buds."
3.) "Homes, gimme summa dat dank buds a yours for I shit on your haid."

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pie-nanni

your ho's granny

I was jes bout to slip Shaneequa da bone when in walk da pie-nanni to licks ma grundle for herseff.

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