trojan helmet

the act of a man laying his testicles in ones eye sockets and laying his dick down the middle of the persons nose to their lips thus resmbling a trojan helmet

"While Mary was sleeping I took out mt dick and laid it on her head to make a trojan helmet."

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nats snatch

ie a tight cunt.

someone who refuses to splash tha cash.

The fucking pickey never buys a round, he's as tight as a nats snatch.

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hibble wibble

Derived from the ancient greek words "hibolious woblusous", relates to the movement of fat on a fat person when they move.

that fat bitch dancing be bringing on a whole world of hibble wibble. Shit!!!!

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Fudge

Good word and a good food.

OH fudge! I forgot my bottle.

Fudge off.