Australia

The continent which provides the best defense from the rest of the world in the the board game, "Risk". Controlling this continent provides the owner with two extra armies at the beginning of his/her turn. This strategy is also called the "stoner strategy", because some players chill in the corner of the world building up their massive, ass-reaming army until they decisively unleash it upon an unsuspecting world. Australia is best defended by placing all armies in the country, "Siam" which is the only entrance to the continent.

Dude, you just took Australia. You asshole.

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