Venus Flytrap

When you catch your phone in between your thighs when you accidentally let go of it.

Oh, shit. Dude! I trapped my phone with my thighs. Just like a Venus Flytrap.

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Void

A black cat.

Resembles darkness as you stare into their dark fur. Black space with eyes.

My void is aloof but can sure catch mice. At least he’s doing his job. This house isn’t rent free!

Horny Flares

When you get aroused for no reason often than usual.

Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Guy: Does horny flares count?

Y.D.B

Y.D.B = Young, dumb, and broke.

Song by Kalhid

We're Y.D.B.!
What does that stand for?
Young, dumb, and broke.