q/a;zpxoslw.e,dkcivufjrmtnghby

When you are SO bored, that you type the first letter of the first collumn, then the last letter of the last collumn, then the second letter of the second collumn, then the second last letter of the last collumn, then the third letter of the first collumn, then the third last letter of the last collumn, then repeat on the second collumn, second last, third, third last, etc.

P1: I'm bored
P2: q/a;zpxoslw.e,dkcivufjrmtnghby
P1: ok

Undertale

One of the best games ever, with many people getting heartbreaked, with its amazing, very good characters, awesome storyline, 3 great endings, fantastic songs, and a heartbreak at the end of the pacifist route, it's one of the best games.

P1: Undertale is so good!
P2: No (blank) is better, but undertale is also good.
P1: Eh, undertale is better, but (blank) is also good, your right about that.
P2: NO! (blank) IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN UNDERTALE
P1: UNDERTALE IS SO MUCH BETTER HOW CAN YOU THINK THAT (blank) IS BETTER
P3: *eats popcorn*

2👍 2👎

qazpxswoledckivfrujmtgbnhy

When you transcend boredom, so you type the first column of the keyboard down, then the last one up, then the second one down, then the second last one down, etc until you reach the middle and end at y.

P1: Qazpxswoledckivfrujmtgbnhy
P2: What

fuighy

A word that means nothing at all.

P1: I think i might fuighy.
P2: *What*

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP[]\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL"ZXCVBNM<>?~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?

When you are so bored that not even

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? can help you, so you type this instead of doing your school/homework like you should.

P1: I'm sooo bored.
P2: Try `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
P1: ok...

P1: no...
P2: Maybe try `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
P1: i'll try...

P1: I'm still soooo bored.
P2: what about `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL"ZXCVBNM<>?~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?
P1: ok...

P1: Wow! I'm not bored anymore!

7👍 4👎

Ibahdn

It’s been a hard day’s night, but shortened so no one can understand you.

P1: What’s your favorite song by the beatles?
P2: Ibahdn.
P1: *Calls doctor*