When you are SO bored, that you type the first letter of the first collumn, then the last letter of the last collumn, then the second letter of the second collumn, then the second last letter of the last collumn, then the third letter of the first collumn, then the third last letter of the last collumn, then repeat on the second collumn, second last, third, third last, etc.
P1: I'm bored
P2: q/a;zpxoslw.e,dkcivufjrmtnghby
P1: ok
When you transcend boredom, so you type the first column of the keyboard down, then the last one up, then the second one down, then the second last one down, etc until you reach the middle and end at y.
P1: Qazpxswoledckivfrujmtgbnhy
P2: What
A word that means nothing at all.
P1: I think i might fuighy.
P2: *What*
When you are so bored that not even
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? can help you, so you type this instead of doing your school/homework like you should.
P1: I'm sooo bored.
P2: Try `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
P1: ok...
P1: no...
P2: Maybe try `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
P1: i'll try...
P1: I'm still soooo bored.
P2: what about `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL"ZXCVBNM<>?~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?
P1: ok...
P1: Wow! I'm not bored anymore!
7👍 5👎
Itâs been a hard dayâs night, but shortened so no one can understand you.
P1: Whatâs your favorite song by the beatles?
P2: Ibahdn.
P1: *Calls doctor*