yield protection

Something that rich, white, private-school educated college applicants complain about when they are rejected from a top school over a person with a lower ACT/SAT score, GPA, AP classes, etc.

Students who complain about yield protection don't deserve to be admitted into the specific college in the first place. They are sore losers, and don't realize that "daddy's money" can't get them everything.

"I have a 3.8 GPA, took only one AP class and I got into NYU!"

"Wow, good for you. I was rejected from NYU. It was definitely yield protection."

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Cyndi slopper

When an individual’s sexual partner uses hair product (gel, pomade, or preferably mousse) to give a male partner a handjob.

The hair product may be taken out of the product’s container or directly out of one partner’s hair. Extra points if hair dye (perhaps neon!) transfers onto hands the shaft of the penis.

“Jake went home with Jason after the club last night. With all that product in Jason’s hair, I’m sure Jake got a Cyndi slopper to remember! Maybe boys just wanna have fun, too!”