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Two ounces of orange semen brought forth after a Stormy night by slight-of-hand
During a thunderstorm while at the library, a friend swatted my arse with a magazine which brought forth a trumpityload
Fukleberimounds is motor-boating sweet bosoms with a mouthful of huckleberries while coming down from psychedelic mushrooms which should be a good experience but it just isn't !
I washed the dog with lye soap and blueberry syrup so he wouldn't itch but he's fukleberimounds now!
A 7 foot tall, 300 pound woman who comes on strong then quickly gets violent!
After his fourth blackeye, Frankie is sooo done with his SnatchSquatch girlfriend. He told me, "Even though making-up is real good, two weeks later when the doc took the stitches out it still hurt like HELL!"
A species of mostly brainless boobs, easily cleaved by mask mandates and vaccines, which is observed regularly by intelligent beings for entertainment. They are rumored to have arisen when a trumpityload splashed onto a blueberry syrup soaked muffin at Epstein's famous island.
Oh look! Humanitity has plowed all of the farm fields so that the topsoil can escape into the sea! Oh look! Humanitity has cut down the carbon รขยย sink forest to produce junk mail that no one reads and overloads the landfill!
the condition of Donald's masculinity on Jan.6 2021 insurrection day, which did NOT get punched so he continues to be a lying prick.
If I'd have been in the Oval Office while Trump cheered the rioters I'd have changed his insurerection in a big way!
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The 17 year old juice-soaked and tangled pubic hair surrounding a congressman's swollen
masculinity.
Exhausted after two strong trumpityloads, I realized I needed to treat my matgaetzik with a
blend of Massengill 15YO and Castrol
Milking your assets in the stock market with your left hand but this could awhile since you are right-handed, and your girl knows that.
I need to liquiditity my Dogecoin while the price is up but this could take a long, long time!
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