On-Blind Date

A first face-to-face date with a stranger met online.

After weeks of instant messaging, I finally agreed to an on-blind date with this girl I met on Match.com.

Helen Keller

A sexual act in which a male uses the hand of an unconscious (ie. deaf and blind) female to manually give himself a hand job.

I was feeling horny last night but my girlfriend was too drunk to stay awake and have sex so I just helped myself to a Helen Keller.

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