XXX-men

The adult version of X-men

Girl 1: Hey girl2! would you like to watch X-men with me at the movie theather?
Girl 2: I would rather watch XXX-men ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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XXX-men

The adult version of X-men

Girl 1: Hey girl2! would you like to watch X-men with me at the movie theather?
Girl 2: I would rather watch XXX-men ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Ballsheet

It's just a nicer way to say "bullshit"

Random person 1: Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain?
Random person 2: that's ballsheet!

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read and chill

When you are so poor that you can't afford Netflix, internet and neither cable television, so you have to go to the attic, pick something to read with your "friend" for a short time before starting to fuck.

*After pretending to have read something*

Person 1: I don't like the main character, it's very unoriginal
Person 2: Ok... can we just fuck now?
Person 1: I thought we would just read and chill!