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When you jump on a pregnant woman's stomach and the baby flies out at the speed of sound.
When Felipe's wife went into labor, he Seattle sonic boomed that bitch, and out popped a bouncing baby boy.
defocating in a bathtub as your partner proceeds to bathe in your fecal matter.
shaniqua really enjoyed the u.s.s. floater instead of playing with her rubber ducky.
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