Dick Diaper

The cloth/tissue/paper towel that is used to wrap your dick immediately after you've finished masturbating to catch the last few drops that leak out.

I put my dick diaper on right after wanking it, then leave it on for 30 minutes; it makes a big difference in the cleanliness of my underwear.

TYL

Today You Learned - a spinoff of the term TIL, or Today I Learned. Used when responding to someone who realizes something new that they've learned.

OP - "Me and my girlfriend love edging. I drive here crazy in bed because she never knows when I'm going to take her all the way, or edge her and prolong our session."

Commenter - "Oh wow, I just realized my boyfriend's been doing this all along! Didn't know this was actually a thing."

OP - "Well hey, TYL. Glad I could help, I guess."

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