Twilight

A horrible piece of literature. It kills brain cells and makes women turn into pedophiles. Most of the fans cannot write with good grammar or spelling and their vocabulary is lacking, to say the least.

Edward is a hundred-something vampire who's doesn't drink human blood and glitters.

Jacob is a boy who seems to not know what a shirt is and he falls in love with a child. Pedophile. He also turns into a huge brown wolf when he gets angry.

Bella is a dull girl torn between necrophilia and bestiality.

If you want something that has a better plot and character development, read things like Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, the Dante Valentine Series by Lilith Saintcrow, or your local newspaper.

Twihard- OMG EDWAAAARDD! He's SoooooooOoOOo hawt!

Random person- Oh no. Get a life!

Twihard- Twilight iz mia life!!1!! I'm MRS. CULLEEENN!

Random person #2- Did someone stop her medication?

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