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When a girl is anally fucking a guy with a strap-on and secretly puts roofie suppositories when he isn't paying attention. When he is unconscious, she takes a knife and slits his penis from balls to head, splits the two halves open like a boat, fills it up with ice cream and whipped cream and starts sucking him off while sitting on his face.
Jessica: he cheated on you, you should totally give him a yummy banana
Eliza: fuck yeah the bitch
When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth
Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*
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