omfgwtfitfs

1. acronym for "oh my fucking god, what the fuck is this fucking shit"
2.When an occurrence or an event is so umbelievabe, that words can not fully describe just how totally messed up a situation truly is...

Dave took a dump in his friend Eric's bathroom but didn't flush just before going out for the night. After a long and hard night of excessive drinking, Eric stumbles into the bathroom, where a surprise package has been left for him, after three flushes the mess has not completely been washed away, at which point he exclaims "oh my fucking god, what the fuck is this fucking shit!?"
He promptly sends the following text message to Dave with a pic of the mess: omfgwtfitfs

rhode island clambake

when two or more lesbians are engaging in sexual acivities while having a sauna.

relaxing after an evening at the gym, Lori and karin decided to have a sauna. Lori was going down on Karin and were joined by Wendy, and had themselves a rhode island clambake.

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tivo-ing

the act of recording television using a dvr, mainly the tivo.

"Dude, don't mess with the channels, I'm tivo-ing nitro circus"

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