wapshh

The sound effect of when you slap someone pretty hard.

The "wa" is you raising your hand to strike, and the "PSHH" is the slap itself.

Kyrianne: I got a banana!
Fuxnix: *WAPSHH*

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vacuum herding

Using a vacuum to herd people in a certain direction-- mostly at retail work places when you want to close but there are stragglers still trying to shop halfheartedly just to piss you off. (That's what it seems, like, anyway.)

Turn on that vacuum and vacuum in such a way that in order to avoid the loud noise, the customers move closer to the exits.

(Not a technique to be used when the boss is around.)

Jimmy: Ugh, it's closing time but these guys won't leave.

Billy: Don't worry, I'm the master at vacuum herding. They'll be out of here when they hear the oh-so-scary vacuum heading for them. *smirk*