apatheism

Not giving a shit whether god exists.

Theist: Believe in Jesus and reform your sinful life! God will throw you in hell!
Atheist: No, religion is a mental disease!

Apatheist: Hey guys, try apatheism. It's very nice. You won't have to care about this issue!

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premartial sex

1. having consensual sex before having served in the military.
2. a typo for premarital sex, having sex before marriage.

guy A. Yo, I just had premartial sex
guy B. Don't you mean premarITal sex?
guy A. No, it was with my wife. Unlike pre-marITal sex, premarTIal sex, in and of itself, would be considered trivial by a majority of the public in countries that don't draft men of certain age. Even if that was the case, it would just be teenage sex.

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