Mexican Minivan

Five in the front, five in the back.

Me: Dude, I totally gave Lisa a Mexican Minivan last night!
Jim: How was it?
Me: Awesome, except i clenched my fist after it was inside, pulled out a handful of poop.

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Viva Puff

When you cream pie a black chick on her period.

God damn Latisha was a smoke show! I gave her a wicked viva puff!